look it isn’t as funny as being shot by a gun. i get it. but my hair is longer, i am older, i hit things with hammers now. this is called growing up. this is called moving with the times. the theatre world has cut its budgets and i have cut the art gun (but not my hair for several years). also if you do not hire me maybe i will cut my own head off as well. how’s that for austerity. think about that one on the toilet why don’t you